About that Girl Behind the Curtain…

Once, a long time ago, there was this crazy storm where lots of people died, mountains were crushed into sand and some dude discovered how to turn iron into steel…

And much, much later, on a very unrelated note, I started a blog. Yes. Yet another darn blog from yet another hopeful-minded writer.

Things I write about:
Why SEO is a Silly Idea, and Why I Write for These Companies Anyway
Calories and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Side Effects
Crazy Stuff I Found on the Internet (or, Why I No Longer Go Out in Public)
Way More Amazing Stuff than I Could Possibly Write Here.